The Mortgage Minute:
No Money For Mortgages?? What??
You're probably reading it everyday - credit has been "tightened" and you can't get a mortgage because there's NO MONEY!! Well...I've got good news for you - WE'VE GOT MONEY TO LEND FOR YOU TO BUY A HOUSE!! The truth is, if you've got decent credit, are working and can document your income, it's still easy to get a mortgage. And, if you qualify, you can still buy a home with little or no money down. Plus, if you're working with the right mortgage professional (me!) and Realtor, we can share with you valuable negotiating tips. Interest rates are low. Home prices are low.
NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY. CALL ME TODAY FOR MORE INFORMATION.
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LiveLeak.com Video of the Month:
CRAZY Flying Wing Suits! MUST SEE!
This month, this segment of our newsletter has a video that is definitely not for the faint-of-heart. People are jumping off of some of the highest cliffs in the world and taking flight, literally. You have to see this for yourself to believe it!
Delicious Recipe of the Month:
Delicious Home-Style Roasted Turkey
So you're thinking, "Turkey? Is that all you got?" It might not sound too creative, but this take on turkey is just too amazing to pass by! Try it out this Thanksgiving - family and friends will be begging you for the recipe!
Click Here for the Full Recipe by AllRecipes.com
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Just for Fun:
Here Are Some Ideas to Help You Maintain a Healthy Level of 'Insanity'
(Warning: these should not be attempted by untrained professionals)
- At lunch time, sit in you parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Put only decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for marijuana'.
- Skip down the hall at your office, rather than walk, and see how many different looks you get.
- Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.
- Sing along at the opera.
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a terrible headache .
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
- When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your life! They're loose!'
- Explain to your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
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